I love the Internet Oracle

[bigdamnnerd]

The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply.
Your question was:

> Wise Oracle most superior and pappy,
>
> Why do women want fake breasts anyway?

And in response, thus spake the Oracle:

} To impress fake men.

Comments

[seien.livejournal.com]

That's beautiful. hehe

[gnat23.livejournal.com]

The Oracle is, indeed, very wise.