this is too funny

[bigdamnnerd]

for those of you who haven't seen this elsewhere:

http://www.themorningnews.org/archives/how_to/the_nonexpert_ikea.php

A videogame-style walkthrough for the maze that is IKEA:



You start this world armed only with a UNIVERSAL FURNITURE-ASSEMBLY ALLEN WRENCH. This is the weakest weapon in IKEA: You will have to hit a person 16 times with it to kill them. So your primary goal in this level is to find more lethal means of dispatching your enemies.

Comments

[sarahliz.livejournal.com]

As you enter the main area, you will see an EKHARD oiled solid-oak dining sideboard. Quickly kick it apart to acquire the TABLE LEG WITH NAIL.
This person obviously does not have Ikea furniture. Where the hell did they find something with an actual NAIL in it? Ok. To be fair, my desk does have nails to hold the back on (or did before I took the back off it) but they are itsy bitsy tiny nails, not the kind of nails you would find in a table leg.

[celticgypsy.livejournal.com]

Quickly kick it apart to acquire the TABLE LEG WITH ROUND PEG ?

[seien.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA! That's hilarious!

The next time I go to IKEA, I'll be sure to attempt talking to an NPC. *cuff* "Hey! Hey buddy!" *giggle*