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while dan is out of the room, we are busy making sweet love. little does he know that we've replaced his folgers with something meatier. did i mention the sweet love? i think i did. now it's time to get busy.

-e and k

this is too funny

for those of you who haven't seen this elsewhere:

http://www.themorningnews.org/archives/how_to/the_nonexpert_ikea.php

A videogame-style walkthrough for the maze that is IKEA:



You start this world armed only with a UNIVERSAL FURNITURE-ASSEMBLY ALLEN WRENCH. This is the weakest weapon in IKEA: You will have to hit a person 16 times with it to kill them. So your primary goal in this level is to find more lethal means of dispatching your enemies.