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Which OS are You?

It's funny, cuz I haven't actually touched Slack since '95 or so. You know, back when getting distros on CD was a new thing.

yay ruminations

If I had a choice between a robot or one of
those helper monkeys, I'd take the monkey,
because if you lose your job and they shut
off your power, you can't recharge the robot,
but you can always eat the monkey.

(Dan Johnson)

more ruminations!

I was a bit taken aback the other night after sex
when my wife told me I had "shivered her timbers"
when I "discovered the booty." That must have
happened when I touched her pirate parts.

(Brad Simanek)

even yet still more ruminaty goodness

The other day I walked into a pawn shop, and
I found that I couldn't turn around until
I had advanced all the way to the other end
of the store and promoted myself to queen.

(Chris Lipe)