more ruminations!

[bigdamnnerd]

I was a bit taken aback the other night after sex
when my wife told me I had "shivered her timbers"
when I "discovered the booty." That must have
happened when I touched her pirate parts.

(Brad Simanek)

Comments

[bloodlossgirl.livejournal.com]

heh :) i like pirates! and, pirate parts.

[aboutness.livejournal.com]

Mmm, pirate parts!

[aboutness.livejournal.com]

I heard this pirate guy interviewed on NPR last weekend. (I'm pretty sure it was farcical.) He was upset with the way pirates have been portrayed of late, what with the Buccaneers in the Super Bowl and all.

The best line of the show was when he commented that people are always using fake pirate lingo when they pretend to be pirates, as in "Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!"

He said, "A simple 'Arr!" will do just fine."

I almost wet my pants laughing.