more ruminations!

[bigdamnnerd]

I was a bit taken aback the other night after sex
when my wife told me I had "shivered her timbers"
when I "discovered the booty." That must have
happened when I touched her pirate parts.

(Brad Simanek)

Comments

[bloodlossgirl.livejournal.com]

heh :) i like pirates! and, pirate parts.

[aboutness.livejournal.com]

Mmm, pirate parts!