Monkeys Anonymous

[bigdamnnerd]

Do you have a problem with monkeys? Only you can answer that question for yourself. However, taking the following quiz may help to put your relationship to monkeys in perspective for you. If you end up answering "yes" to three or more questions, you may want to take a good look how your life is affected by monkeys.

1. Have you missed classes or work because of monkeys?
2. Do you have trouble refusing monkeys?
3. Do you need monkeys in order to have fun at a party?
4. Do you use monkeys to build up your self-confidence?
5. Do you use monkeys to help you relax?
6. Have you tried to give up monkeys and failed?
7. Do you crave monkeys as soon as you wake up?
8. Do you get into trouble because of monkeys?
9. Do you crave monkeys at a definite time daily?
10. Do you lie to others about how often you partake in monkeys?
11. Have you gotten into financial difficulties because of monkeys?
12. Do you often wish people would just mind their own business about you and monkeys?

Remember, there are people who can help you control monkeys, instead of monkeys controlling you.

(ok, so it's whole-heartedly swiped from the brunching shuttlecocks, but everything's better with monkeys, right?

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[seien.livejournal.com]

It's official. I cannot live without monkeys!