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Went to see Return of the King Tuesday night.
Instead of the touching film about an elderly Elvis planning a comeback from his nursing home that I was expecting, I got a very cool adventure movie about a scruffy man who doesn't know how to shave despite his wide array of sharp implements, a hirsute midget, and a pretty blonde girl with a bow. I think she must have been an Amazon, since she didn't have much in the way of breasts, and everyone knows that Amazons chop off their breasts to be better archers. There were also a bunch of kids who wanted to get rid of a ring they found. There was a big battle, and a circus happened to run into it. The elephants went into a rampage due to the ensuing chaos, and unfortunately have to be put down. How sad!
Instead of the touching film about an elderly Elvis planning a comeback from his nursing home that I was expecting, I got a very cool adventure movie about a scruffy man who doesn't know how to shave despite his wide array of sharp implements, a hirsute midget, and a pretty blonde girl with a bow. I think she must have been an Amazon, since she didn't have much in the way of breasts, and everyone knows that Amazons chop off their breasts to be better archers. There were also a bunch of kids who wanted to get rid of a ring they found. There was a big battle, and a circus happened to run into it. The elephants went into a rampage due to the ensuing chaos, and unfortunately have to be put down. How sad!
